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Sportsheets Please 5"
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Made of ultra-soft silicone, Sportsheets’ Please is a sleek and slender dildo designed for those who prefer a more subtle form of stimulation. Its pearlescent finish adds a touch of elegance to the durable product, and its slim shape makes it beginner-friendly. Please is suitable for vaginal or anal insertion, and it’s great for anyone who wants a petite dildo to use alone, with a partner or with a strap-on.

Sexy shine finish
5-year warranty
Not best for users who want a textured dildo
Not best for users who want deep insertion
The nuts and bolts
  • Body-safe materials: Silicone
  • Weight: 1 pound (approx. loaf of bread)
  • Dimensions: 5 x 1 in.

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